September 29, 2010

One Joke = Bye bye aliens

Remember that time I bombed on stage at The Comedy Store?
I’ve been scared to look at the tape (or whatever tapes are called these days, kiddos), very frightened to see my own face as it digests the fact that nobody’s laughing.

I opened the file today (because it’s actually a file and not actually a tape).
I have only been able to watch the first joke.
And it’s not so bad. I fear the others, but the first one is not so bad.
And some people are laughing! One person even clapped in agreement.
Plus, the lighting is so good that you can’t see my adult acne.
Score.
Here it is. One joke. Like my granny always said, a joke a day keeps the aliens at bay.


{ 31 comments }

Rahul September 29, 2010 at 2:33 pm

First comment! Unfortunately, this is now only one less comment than my blog received. I depressed myself.

Good thing this joke got me in a better mood. Eric Clapton oral sex jokes are my favorite. You're funny.

alonewi September 29, 2010 at 8:57 pm

I bet even EClap would find that joke funny. It's *that* good.

alonewithcats September 29, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Sometimes I write "alonewi" and hit enter prematurely.

Big Mark 243 September 29, 2010 at 9:23 pm

Well, the video finally played for me and you were funny AND you are very beautiful! Hot nerd indeed… I think you would be a better 'Penny' than Kelly Cucco would… and I am not 'cuckoo' for saying that!! (get it, get it?)

Lindsay September 30, 2010 at 6:41 am

Hah.

You're funny.

glasgowdick September 30, 2010 at 9:00 am

Two sons fall out of a window.
That's funny.
I am in awe of your courage.

Rachel McClard September 30, 2010 at 11:11 am

YAH, No aliens today!
Funny stuff salasala. I knew you didn't do as bad as you said you did :)

Hollye Dexter September 30, 2010 at 1:19 pm

LOVED IT!
omg you're adorable – and FUNNY!

stopthemadness September 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm

i went to some amateur comedy at some place in weho. you were miles funnier than all of them on your first try. so suck on that!

also, i'm adding you to my blogroll.

you can also choose to suck on that, at your leisure.

Jeff October 1, 2010 at 1:21 am

Thanks for posting..this was funny! looking forward to seeing a whole show!

laurenne October 1, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Aw! You guys are the best and most supportive ever. thank you thank you thank you.

Alonewi, nice to meet you.

Adria October 1, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Ah! You've inspired me to post some of my stand up on my blog. You WERE funny! I did another show last night in anticipation of my move to LA in a few weeks.

Also, I totally relate, my boyfriend played guitar for me on our 3rd date and I stared at his feet and smirked. It wasn't until we dated for six months that I was able to look him in the eye while he played.

mambert October 2, 2010 at 6:33 am

You know, of course, that your dad played the piano for me on our 2nd date. I didn't have to actually look him in the eye, but having him sing an aria from "La Boheme" (Mimi's part, no less) was still akward.

Anonymous October 2, 2010 at 11:23 am

I would like to exchange links with your site http://www.humansarefunny.com
Is this possible?

Jo October 3, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Nice work! When do we get to see the rest?!

Had I been there, I would have applauded in agreement too.

I *hate* solo guitar playing. Especially when guys have that intense look on their face and they're just staring and staring at you and it's really hard to work out if that's just their 'concentrating' face or they're just really feeling those same three chords over and over again.

grumpy October 5, 2010 at 4:32 am

The 2 sons falling out of a window? – snort inducingly funny. Good work!

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