October 3, 2010

Funny Humans – #1 The Scarf Abuser

I really like to draw funny humans. I drew the ones on this here blog because they’re particularly funny. I’d say peeling back your boob in order to shove a plastic bag filled with a watery substance under your chest and then sewing it closed again in a vain act of titty envy is pretty funny. Not to say I haven’t thought about doing it myself. A lot. But it’s still funny.

So is the act of stretching out your neck by forcing metal rings on it. Why the need for a long neck? And then there are hipsters. Hipsters are just funny because they’re hipsters.

I’m going to draw funny humans more often. If you have an idea of a particularly funny human I should draw, hit me up.

Here’s the first in the series:

People who think that wearing scarves makes them artsy and European. I am guilty of this. When I wear scarves in meetings, I tend to speak up more often in a slight accent and talk more with my hands. And I eat more croissants. All day long. I’m not wearing a scarf now, so I’m back to snacking on dog biscuits and making jokes about poo.

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Jo October 4, 2010 at 12:43 pm

It so true. I've recently discovered the scarf trick and now I wear one every time I go to work. I don't know what it is, I just put one on and suddenly I'm exceptionally cultured and interesting.

I wear pyjama's the rest of the time, to keep the balance.

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Rahul October 4, 2010 at 1:12 pm

Yes! More drawings. The glasses complete the look. That person is DEFINITELY a scarf wearer. I know it.

Why do hipsters like talking about mom and pop bookstores so much? This needs to be investigated. It's a secret society that needs to be cracked. Password: skinny jeans.

I suggest drawing a picture of anyone on the Venice boardwalk at 3:30pm on a Wednesday. Those people are hilarious.

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alonewithcats October 4, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Awesome art! You can draw me and the cats when I show up on your doorstep one day. And I know you think I'm kidding, and that I'll never show up on your doorstep, and that makes it even awesomer because I will. I totally will. My cats won't, though. They don't like to travel. You can just improvise, right? You're an artist. You can handle it.

Anyway, my mom is always buying me scarves, even though I've repeatedly told her I don't wear them. I think it's her way of making me more artsy and European. Or less gay. One of those.

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Big Mark 243 October 4, 2010 at 4:39 pm

I'd say peeling back your boob in order to shove a plastic bag filled with a watery substance under your chest and then sewing it closed again in a vain act of titty envy is pretty funny. Not to say I haven't thought about doing it myself. A lot. But it's still funny.

That would fit how I feel about people with more tattoos than points on their ACT…

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Love in the Dumps October 5, 2010 at 8:01 am

How about a poo scarf?

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girluntitled October 5, 2010 at 8:26 am

the next funny human to draw…two words: jersey shore.

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Jo October 5, 2010 at 12:25 pm

@alonewithcats I think my scarves make me a little more gay. I kind of like it though. Even though I'm straight.

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this free bird October 7, 2010 at 12:01 am

I have a very important client meeting on monday…now where did I put that scarf?

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Nicole October 7, 2010 at 11:20 am

Love your drawings.

I'd like to suggest the girl who sits down and knows her pants are low and her thong is exposed but she doesn't care.

Also, men who fold the legs of their skinny jeans up to capri-length.

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laurenne October 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Ooh, these are all good ones. I like the thong-wearer too. And skinny jeans! Of course. As soon as I put on my scarf, I will feel artistic enough to draw these.

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