Do birds ever die in magicians’ sleeves?
Are people from Tobago called Tobogans?
If so, do they get discounts on sleds?
Do all of Sara Lee’s ex boyfriends cringe and say ‘I dont!’ when the jingle says, ‘Nobody doesn’t love Sara Lee?’
Why did Sara Lee ever even go for a double negative in a slogan?
Do conservatives eat eggs?
Should I tell them they are abortions?
I mean, they kind of are. Or maybe they’re just hen menstruation. Henstruation.
Pretty sure they’re abortions because once I found a dead fetus in an egg when I was making a cake with my friend Karina, which I’ve mentioned already here.
I never baked a cake again.
Why do hotels still give out shower caps?
Who uses those shower caps?
Did any hotel owner ever think ‘maybe I should spend the money on wifi instead?’
Or pillow chocolates?
You don’t see enough pillow chocolates these days.
Do hummingbirds sleep?
Why do we feel more free when we’re on vacation?
Why can’t we get all crazy and careless and spontaneous and meet strangers when we’re in our homelands?
Or is that just me?
Will you guys make sure I get all crazy and careless and spontaneous and meet more strangers when I come back?
Are all maps wrong, or am I just really bad at reading maps?
Pretty sure all maps are a little wrong.
Do famous people get together secretly and say, ‘Can you believe how famous we are?!’ and then jump up and down?
What is the deal with Duty Free shops?
Is it really worth carting around a huge bottle of scotch to save four dollars?
And why do they only sell perfume and liquor in those places?
I am really happy I don’t own a duty free shop.
I am really happy I don’t own a Hummer, a sexually transmitted disease, or a cockroach farm.
Although, I am warming up to cockroaches.
They are always there for you.
Why don’t I go explore? I am here!