Would you like me to write something for you? Do you just want to send me a picture of your ass? Either way, I like your style. I also want to know more. I tell you all about my padded bras and my quest for love and my low self-esteem. Now you tell me something. I think we should KIT like we’re BFFs until we have to say TTFN. Stay sweet. Don’t change.

Sock it to me at salasala [at] gmail.com

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