Dearest blog readers,
I would like to apologize for the lack of entries this week. I regret to inform you that my brain has been squeezed of its creativity this week at my new job and is currently void of all creativity, wit, and humor. I accidentally used it all during the days of Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. In an effort to impress my new bosses, I gave them all that I had, leaving you, poor reader, with nothing. This was truly an accident. I thought I would have been able to create a blog entry on Wednesday evening or on Thursday, but that is when I noticed that all the jokes had been used up. Please note the language I am choosing right now. I am not even a bit funny. I have begun several entries, one in which I poked fun at 420 and the people who celebrate it. I wrote a bit about the people at parties who compete for the prize of ‘Dude Who Smelled the Weed First.’ I was referencing those certain folks who think they have street cred when they say, ‘Oh shit, somebody’s smokin’ the [insert newest hip term for weed these days]’ in an attempt to let everyone know that THEY know what weed smells like. I don’t really like those people, so I felt it would be great to call them out on 420. Sadly, it was the last joke my brain was able to generate, and the rest of the entry fell flat. I also tried to write essays about Chia pets, Kate Gosselin, and Stegosauri (I believe that is plural of Stegosaurus but not sure.). Neither of these proved funny. I sat in a café and listened to cliché dialogue. While hilarious, it did not help. I stared at several walls, which also did not help. I test drove a Honda Civic and never brought it back to the dealer. This also didn’t help. I have learned that nothing helps when the resources are completely depleted. I’m sure there is an environment joke I could be using after that last sentence, but as you can see: all humor is gone. Sadly, I am faced with an entire blog-free week. I figured no one would notice, but I received an email yesterday from someone who called my blog a “snoozefest”. Therefore, I am writing to acknowledge the problem and assure you that all creativity is replenished weekly. Everything should be back to normal on Monday. Until then, my darling readers… until then. In the meantime, would anyone like to buy a Honda Civic?
This chick has also experienced writers’ block.
This man is drawing every person in New York. That’s pretty ambitious.
Comments
15 responses to “An apology to you, dear readers. All five of you.”
SNOOZEFEST!
Come on people, let's get creative. Snooze-apoolza, Snoozith Fair.
Snoozefest is so 1987.
You should just post all your half posts. That'll show em!
And by not working very hard , are you counting watching you tube videos as productive or not?
Discuss.
You can write about your sock drawer.
I concur on 420. It's lame and I'm into the weed. I haven't smoked in a week as a silent protest.
You need some wine…In the meantime, this will cheer you up:
25 Examples of Uninetnional Porn
(Sorry I had to delete and repost because I'm slightly OCD and had to fix the link…)
Seriously. Snoozefest. What a snoozefest word. Uh oh. My creativity is still depleted, so I am unable to write any jokes.
Rahul, you must share your youtube videos for me to make a decision.
My sock drawer is full of socks.
Jimmy, OCD is ok. But weed is bad. Thanks for the unintentional porn. I prefer intentional porn though.
I love the blog of the guy that's trying to draw everyone in NYC! I'm now going to attempt to draw stick figures of everyone that works in my building… that's about as ambitious as I can be right now…
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