Thanks a lot, Wise Men.

I’ve long since been wary of those “wise” men who brought incense and embalming oil to a baby. And now I’ve written about it in the Huffington Post. If God reads liberal blogging sites, I’ve just secured my place in hell. See you there.

*Photo courtesy of my talented friend Adrienne.

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37 responses to “Thanks a lot, Wise Men.”

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    OMG! You're in the Huffington Post. That's practically a book deal. You're like a half-step away from becoming White Oprah and having a lesbian affair with me.

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    I don't think I've read anything Christmas-related that involved euthanasia and elephants so thanks for that.

    I don't celebrate Christmas. I'm going to spend my weekend watching the final season of The Wire on DVD. Because nothing says "Happy fake-birthday Jesus" quite like watching drug dealers, strippers, dishonest cops and murderers all day long.

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