This may be a way for me to say “Ha! Look at this crab. It’s very crabby. I’m off to look for more interesting things, so please excuse my lack of blog entries.” Or, I could possibly be saying, “Warning to all those considering sleeping with me when I get back: I have been having lots of unprotected sex with men who own large amounts of pubic hair and thus bugs who enjoy living in pubic hair.”
This one is for you to decide.
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6 responses to “I’m getting crabs in Honduras.”
I would guess it is the former.
I thought it was your way of saying you were hungry and about to go get dinner.
I guess I’ll have to re-think that whole fantasy I’ve been having about you lately. Dreams are weird.
Spider-Crab! Honduras’ famed superhero has been unmasked.
Ha Ha I think I love Rahul. (I’m too old to be a cougar…toothless tiger? Nope, I have all my teeth. OK forget the whole thing.)
I wanted to get crabs in South Carolina once, but my parents wouldn’t let me. Fuckers.
you know what they say about (honduran) men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair…