Author: laurenne
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Inappropriate tunes.
I just called my doctor to make an appointment. When they put me on hold, I heard “Knock knock knockin’ on heaven’s door.”
Uh, I don’t think doctor’s offices should have that in their hold music playlist. Might scare some seniors. -
Checkin’ out charts
I thought I loved charts only because they rhyme with FARTS. Boy, does this video prove me wrong. Charts are awesome!
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WORDLES! WORDLES! WORDLES!
My friend Rebecca, who has a blog too: www.lovinglivingsmall.blogspot.com, gave me my blog’s first Wordle! It’s a jumble of words pertaining to something specific. You can have it jumble a website or you can just type in your private jokes and the amazing wordle software will spit out a work of art. Guess what everybody’s getting for Christmas? A wordle centered in a frame from Frugal Phil’s Factory Frame Outlet! -
Aw man! I got decapitated head juice on my keys.
Humongous handbags are all the rage these days, and I just don’t get it. I was swayed by a sale a while back and bought a few, but they’re driving me crazy.
What do people have that takes up such a large space and requires it be carried wherever we go? I carry a wallet, a chapstick, sometimes a camera, and my keys. Yet it takes me 30 minutes to find those keys in the cave that is my purse. Sometimes I throw a banana in there for later and don’t find it for years. The other day, I found my grandma in one of my big purses. I thought she’d died.Items that can fit in a big purse: 1050 lipsticks or 12 bricks or 2 decapitated heads or a small goat or 4 hooker boots or 3 scientific molds of the endocrine system or 5000 earthworms or a pair of Siamese twins from Brazil.
