On our overnight bus from Barcelona into France, Catalina and I made a list of all the words we know in French:
Sacre (sacred), bleu (blue), s’il vous plaît (please), chapeau (hat), crepe (crepe), un-deux-trois (123), singe (monkey), Perrier (Perrier).
Looks like we’ll only be able to politely order one, two, or three crepes filled with sacred blue monkeys wearing hats. We might gain weight.
Le singe bleu: “See what I’ll do to you next time you try to put me in a crepe? And no hats either. I told you I’m not a hat monkey. They make my ears look big.”