Remember that time I bombed on stage at The Comedy Store?
I’ve been scared to look at the tape (or whatever tapes are called these days, kiddos), very frightened to see my own face as it digests the fact that nobody’s laughing.
I opened the file today (because it’s actually a file and not actually a tape).
I have only been able to watch the first joke.
And it’s not so bad. I fear the others, but the first one is not so bad.
And some people are laughing! One person even clapped in agreement.
Plus, the lighting is so good that you can’t see my adult acne.
Score.
Here it is. One joke. Like my granny always said, a joke a day keeps the aliens at bay.