Maybe.
If you remember my most recent Funny Human, The Crowd Farter, you’ll know that I don’t enjoy when people bust one loose in the middle of a sweaty bus or elevator or fireworks display. I can’t deny that I am guilty, but I don’t have to because creepy little Crowd Farters remain anonymous.
Apparently, the higher-ups in Malawi share my sensitive nose’s sentiment. They’re currently debating a law on banning, as they call it, “breaking wind in public.” The best part of the article is its accompanying picture. Looks like a stinky one.
THE JUSTICE MINISTER OF MALAWI said, “Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting.”
Thanks, Justice Minister.
I seriously love that this is being debated in a government somewhere. If I would have known this was on the bill, I might have flown in. I’m interested in learning more about the system they’ll use to detect the perpetrator.
Read the entire article [HERE}.