I miss you! We are amazing together– you with your letters and me with my words.
I started a new job again, so I haven’t been around much. It’s not you though. It’s me. I swear! I know you hate when I say that.
Starting a new job is tough. I have to learn the new lingo, find out where they store the coffee, and discern the best seat in the conference room for hiding during meetings. Plus, it’s now the time to be really smiley and make sure everyone likes me.
This job is stellar so far– many friendly people who complain about their jobs but not as much as the other miserable people throughout advertising who complain about their jobs.
And my client is a bigtime dating website. Not only has working there made me feel like a mistaken fool for being single, it’s also making me question everything: Relationships. Marriage. Babies. My weird pattern of dating helpless men.
I know you think I should do less thinking and more writing. I should! I want to. As soon as I learn everyone’s name, I will fill you up with long, sexy words. Yes, I will Blog. Oh yes I will.
But now, it’s 1am. Just got home from work a few hours ago. Gonna stream me some Larry David until my tired little eyes see no more. Until my maniacal brain stops imagining a lonely future of pizza delivery and Murphy Brown reruns.
See you soon, Bloggy. Love you.
Category: office culture
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Dear Blog,