Don’t homeless people actually seem like they really have it all?
Why won’t rice just hurry up?
Why don’t people call TV ‘the boob tube’ so much anymore? I wish they did.
If my last name was ‘Case,’ would I be hilarious or horrible for naming my son ‘Justin?’
Do hand models get to skip the line at dance clubs like real models do?
What is the point of iceberg lettuce?
Why the constant need to think of something new? Can’t we just stick to Ford Escorts and step aerobics?
Are blind people really good at hide-and-seek?
I wonder if humans seem to dogs what giraffes seem to humans…? You know, because of the height and the angle.
Is it really necessary to count threads?
When will Whoopi Goldberg age?
Why do they say not to talk with food in our mouths, but every time we want to talk about stuff, we meet for lunch or dinner?
Isn’t it crazy how, for the same amount of money, we can send a box across the country overnight, buy a gourmet chocolate, or feed a baby in Liberia for a week?
Does the guy who caught me shoplifting at JC Penney that one time still think of me as much as I think of him?
Why don’t animals like me as much as I like them?
Why does so much hair come out in the shower?
Do snakes ever get bored with eating? Swallowing stuff whole must take a long time.
Why do people so often say ‘by the way’ when introducing themselves? I don’t want to know that you know how to say ‘by the way.’ I just want to know your name.
If I put asparagus down the garbage disposal, will the water smell weird?