Do unwanted hairs have abandonment issues?
Why did Charlie Brown go bald at such a young age?
Where are these millions of people who watch Two and a Half Men? I’ve never met one.
When are people going to get over that 2nd amendment thing? Is it better that you feel safer or is it better that more people are actually safer?
Do we really want to be in relationships or has society made us think we want to be in relationships?
Why do people feel the need to instruct me on their voicemails? I know how it works.
Are there some people out there who don’t understand that someone calls you back after you leave a message?
Are those the people who watch Two and a Half Men?
Why did Yankee Doodle call a feather ‘macaroni?’
What is Jesus’s middle name? Henry? Hollace? Holyfield?
How the hell do you say Siobhan?
What is marjoram? Is it just like oregano or not? Do I really have to buy both?
What does it feel like to get your head cut off? It can’t really hurt, right?
Will doing “what you love” really pay off one day? It will, right? Especially if it’s blogging, right? Right?
Why are there so many bad smells on airplanes?
Why is it that every time I smell something bad, I automatically assume it’s my breath?
Why does that dog who says “roll that beautiful bean footage” crack me up every time? A dog talking about beans is not funny. Right? Maybe a little funny, right?
Why are people always so grateful for their birthday wishes on Facebook? It’s not like those people remembered anything. They saw it right there when they opened up Facebook like they would have done anyway. But go ahead and feel loved if you want. Sure.
Why do we thank “God” it’s Friday? He, she or it didn’t invent the calendar. We should thank the Mayans for Friday.
Why do hairs grow from moles? I think the mole is bad enough, thanks.
Why do accents disappear when singing?
Do we really need haircuts every six weeks or do they just say that for repeat business?
Why is it so hard to find a credible news source?
Will I ever be able to give up cheese?
Why is nose picking so taboo if we all do it?
When are they going to stop making Reality TV?
When will I stop watching Reality TV?
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