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  • I’m a lucky bitch

    Today I’m off to Ikea. Gotta get some pots and plants and curtains and bedding.

    But I’ve been agonizing this whole week about the color scheme. If I paint one wall orange then it won’t match with the blue I had planned for the area rug that will go under the coffee table. And a sofa! Oh, lord, I’ve been to a million shops to find the perfect mid-century model that’s not too over budget.
    So here I go, off to the stores. And before I head out, I check the news. And I see this:
    And then I wonder… do I really need a couch or a color scheme? What am I doing not helping these people? I texted my ten bucks to the red cross. Whoop di doo.
    I’m so lucky. And I’m also a bitch.

    UPDATE: The Sofa salesman says that my buying a sofa helps Haitians because it fuels the US economy, which in turn gives us the resources to send aid. So go shopping. For Haiti!

  • Man, this blog is boring.

    Sorry. Moving is hard work. And not that interesting. Although I did sell some furniture to a couple from Craigslist last night. And it got weird because they starting arguing in my new place. That was pretty interesting.

    Anyway, hilarity will ensue on this here page very very soon.
  • Meat cups?


    Do I think this is gross because I am a vegetarian? Or because it is a cup made out of meat? It’s a meat cup. No. A meat cup.

  • Day 3: Drinking & Driving


    10am – 4pm Drive. Drive. Drive. Sing. Sing. Sing. Drive. Sing.

    4:10pm – Stop in Fredericksburg, a german enclave in the middle of Texas. Not sure what drew those Germans there, but they set up shop in the middle of this most conservative state.

    4:16pm – Stumble upon the glorious wineries of Texas and take some sips.

    4:30pm – Realize it’s stupid to taste wines while on a driving trip.

    4:45pm – Devour German pancakes.

    5:00pm – Find an adorable store full of handmade goods: ENID. This proves to my closed mind that there are cool things in Texas.

    6:00 Arrive at my cousin’s house in Austin. Family! My first in 9 months. They’re cool things in Texas too.

    7:00 Enjoy my nephew’s voice as he talks about his favorite trucks and lulls me to sleep.