Category: yeast

  • Fine. Fine. Fine.

    “How are you?”
    “Fine.”
    How are you?
    “Good.”
    How strange that we repeat this rhetorical question a gazillion times a day and answer it too, fooling ourselves into thinking people actually want an answer. The next time someone asks me, I plan to reply, “Well, I’m tired, really horny and I think I have a yeast infection.” Gotta shake it up a bit at work, you know?