I haven’t been able to stay awake past 11 in a week due to the fact that I, very reluctantly, decided to forgo my daily coffee.
I noticed that all my friends who don’t indulge in a morning espresso are always up for going running at midnight or playing a spontaneous game of croquet at some ungodly hour. I want to have that energy, so I quit cold turkey.
It’s SO FUCKING HARD. I fell asleep twice just writing the above sentences. I haven’t been able to think of anything brilliant at work, haven’t been able to catch John Stewart, and my roommate found me sleeping naked on the toilet. I guess it’s withdrawl. But it feels like narcolepsy. And it’s all Caffeine’s fault. How could it do me this way?
And Society! It’s his fault too. Why is it perfectly normal for an entire world to need a morning drink to function? We’re all caffeiholics and we’ve got enablers on every damn corner. I hope you’re happy Starbucks.
I’m giving Energy 3 weeks to come and get me and take me to a late-night party. If he doesn’t show, I’m back on the macchiato train.
Listen, Caffeine, you’re rude.
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I’m pretty sure energy is female. She just has an abnormally pronounced clitoris, and she’s very self conscious about it.
And now everyone knows!
how's it going? did you continue on the anti-coffee thing during your travels? i just started today and want to die.
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The root of your writing while appearing reasonable at first, did not really settle well with me after some time. Someplace within the sentences you actually managed to make me a believer unfortunately just for a very short while. I still have got a problem with your leaps in assumptions and one would do nicely to fill in all those gaps. In the event that you actually can accomplish that, I could undoubtedly be fascinated.
Most people have been conditioned to believe that a strong “work ethic” is what will get you “somewhere” in life (mainly the capitalists). When most people do get to that “somewhere” (65) they realize they are tired and burned out…partly due to burned out adrenal glands…. for the long term, it’s best to stay away from things like caffeine – your body will thank you later …; )
The basic rule here is : if it’s ok for the masses, it’s not for me…; )