It was my birthday week! I was over here getting older. What were you doing?
I didn’t write anything, although I do have some new insights about age (hint: it’s not so bad).
In the meantime, I will share this Taboo Tale with you from our February show. It’s about a virgin in her thirties. Remember how I got so mad with conservatives last week and wrote that everyone is fucking (I got some complaints about my over-usage of the F word. Sorry. It’s just a word!!!)? Well, I guess I was wrong. This chick is not fucking, at least not in her ‘bathing suit area.’
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Loved her in the show. Maybe by now she has lost it.
I hope! I mean… everyone is fucking!
I love her! I love her reference to her ‘bathing suit area’! I have sent this to all of the brave vaginas I know.
She’s my favorite virgin, too. I want to her find a nice Jewish boy. Not my brother, though. He’s kind of a jerk. Also, gay. My brother is in no way helpful in this situation.