Why do old people wake up so early?
Why are the side effects of anti-depressants depression and suicidal thoughts?
Why can’t a man leave a bathroom without me giggling about how he was just touching his penis?
Why has society deemed smoking so glamorous, beauty so unattainable and money so important?
Why don’t we change that since we are, in fact, society?
Why can’t we just like a president for once?
Why did they ever make Mad About You?
Why did they stop making Night Court?
Why are some people mean to waitresses and taxi drivers? Aren’t they bringing you food and taking you places?
Why am I so attracted to men in V-neck shirts?
Why can’t we all collectively decide to see death as a positive thing?
Why can’t we all collectively decide to do anything?
Why does everyone feel the need to ask for a tip lately? Aren’t you already getting paid to be my sandwich artist, friend?
Why do so many mothers think their kids are so special when the majority of women have kids too?
Why are we so scared to tell strangers they have something in their teeth?
Why can’t we all just admit that we want love and validation?
Why do people continue to name their kids John and Joe? It’s getting complicated people.
Why are so many people scared to be themselves around their families?
Why are all my knives rusty?
Why do most women hate their bodies?
Why stuffed animals? After 30 years, I still don’t see the point.
Why Mazda Miatas? Really, why?
Why are you reading this when you could be on a date with a man in a V-neck who has just touched his penis in the bathroom?
