May 13, 2010

Yeah, rice. Get fluffy already.


Don’t homeless people actually seem like they really have it all?

Why won’t rice just hurry up?

Why don’t people call TV ‘the boob tube’ so much anymore? I wish they did.

If my last name was ‘Case,’ would I be hilarious or horrible for naming my son ‘Justin?’

Do hand models get to skip the line at dance clubs like real models do?

What is the point of iceberg lettuce?

Why the constant need to think of something new? Can’t we just stick to Ford Escorts and step aerobics?

Are blind people really good at hide-and-seek?

I wonder if humans seem to dogs what giraffes seem to humans…? You know, because of the height and the angle.

Is it really necessary to count threads?

When will Whoopi Goldberg age?

Why do they say not to talk with food in our mouths, but every time we want to talk about stuff, we meet for lunch or dinner?

Isn’t it crazy how, for the same amount of money, we can send a box across the country overnight, buy a gourmet chocolate, or feed a baby in Liberia for a week?

Does the guy who caught me shoplifting at JC Penney that one time still think of me as much as I think of him?

Why don’t animals like me as much as I like them?

Why does so much hair come out in the shower?

Do snakes ever get bored with eating? Swallowing stuff whole must take a long time.

Why do people so often say ‘by the way’ when introducing themselves? I don’t want to know that you know how to say ‘by the way.’ I just want to know your name.

If I put asparagus down the garbage disposal, will the water smell weird?

{ 16 comments }

Rahul May 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm

"
When will Whoopi Goldberg age?
"

Apparently, you never saw "Eddie".In conclusion, don't.

Jimmy May 13, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Laurenne, always questioning! :P

I don't know about homeless people, but sometimes I wonder if people in jail don't have it made, well, except for the whole rape thing. Otherwise they don't have to work and can read all day. I guess the food sucks though. Nevermind.

Thread count is not important. How it feels is.

Iceberg lettuce has no point.

Anonymous May 14, 2010 at 3:57 am

Laurenne,

great observations!, my two pennies:

homeless people are folks on a really long camping trip give or take a few necessities.

Its rice not race.

I feel the boob tube has died because most people watch porn on their lap tops instead. boobtop?

anyone who has to perform handjobs for a living should get to skip a line anywere.

its the need to compete with the romans, even in veggies.

as I write this I wait for the bus because my ford escort is in tow to the shop again, grat now ill be late for step aerobics class again.

are deaf folks really good at marco-polo?

no thought on what dogs think,they seem to think they are special becase they see life in black and white and we humans have all theese gray areas.

I only count threads once I have ran out of sheep.

whoopy looks so young because she has had a "cushiony" life.

must get back to work now!

"by the way" this is Carlos.

tell cata I said HI =)

Midwestern Mama Holly May 18, 2010 at 7:55 pm

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Juss sayin –

Holly

http://midwesternmamah.blogspot.com/

Walton Silberg April 16, 2011 at 8:34 pm

I like the helpful information you provide in your articles. I will bookmark your weblog and check again here frequently. I’m quite sure I’ll learn lots of new stuff right here! Good luck for the next!

free website April 16, 2011 at 11:52 pm

Good day! Do you know if they make any plugins to help with Search Engine Optimization? I’m trying to get my blog to rank for some targeted keywords but I’m not seeing very good success. If you know of any please share. Kudos!

Free Xbox 360 April 17, 2011 at 2:53 am

Cool blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make my blog stand out. Please let me know where you got your theme. With thanks

Conchita Lillich April 17, 2011 at 4:23 am

This one is an inspiration personally to uncover out far more associated to this subject. I have to confess your data extended my sentiments in addition to I am going to proper now take your feed to stay updated on every coming blog posts you might presumably create. You’re worthy of thanks for a job perfectly achieved!

Fran Hakimi April 17, 2011 at 9:47 am

What i discover tough is to discover a weblog that can seize me for a minute however your blog is different. Bravo.

הכרויות בטלפון April 17, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Fantastic blog! Do you have any suggestions for aspiring writers? I’m hoping to start my own website soon but I’m a little lost on everything. Would you recommend starting with a free platform like Wordpress or go for a paid option? There are so many options out there that I’m completely overwhelmed .. Any suggestions? Thanks a lot!

sizegenetics April 18, 2011 at 9:58 am

Resources like the one you mentioned here will be very useful to me! I will post a link to this page on my blog. I am sure my visitors will find that very useful.

Poker Bonus without depositeposites no deposit required April 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Good write-up, I’m regular visitor of one’s website, maintain up the excellent operate, and It is going to be a regular visitor for a lengthy time.

online art April 18, 2011 at 4:10 pm

I respect your piece of work, thanks for all the great content .

Ignacia Upright April 25, 2011 at 2:43 am

I’m not sure where you’re getting your information, but good topic. I needs to spend some time learning more or understanding more. Thanks for great information I was looking for this info for my mission.

advertiser360 April 25, 2011 at 2:52 am

I would just like to letvv y0u know hvow much I learn from reading articles Tweeted u.Hope to be back in the near future for some more good articles

seo January 31, 2012 at 10:19 am

Hi would you mind letting me know which web host you’re using? I’ve loaded your blog in 3 different web browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot quicker then most. Can you suggest a good hosting provider at a reasonable price? Thanks, I appreciate it!

{ 2 trackbacks }

Previous post:

Next post: