I am starting a blog. A blaaaaahg. I’ve always had an itch to start one, but I never could find a reason to. I mean, who is really going to care what I have to say besides my mom, Mambert? She will show up often around here because she lends herself well to the idea that humans are funny. (By the way, she got a heck of a deal on dishrags at Aldi’s last week. She called and told me.)
So here it is. A blog. My blog. In which I will shed light on the human plight. We are hilarious without even trying. We all think we’re so smart but then go and make big mistakes. Like China, for example. Even before the Olympic debacle, China invented a policy that made families want to only produce baby boys. Not only did this lead to baby deaths (and lots of unwarranted stretchmarks), it created a country with a huge population problem. China is scratching their head and saying, “Well, gee. There aren’t enough women to mate with the men.” Duh! They all died prematurely.
See! Humans are funny and weird. And crazy. And self-absorbed. And sometimes smelly. And sometimes really stupid. But that’s just how we roll.
Welcome to my blog.